I’d like to take this moment to speak to high school girls everywhere:
Please stop calling each other *#@+%. Also &^%*$. And don’t use this one, either: *&@%.
I’m aware that some of your are going to be awful for another 10 years or so before you finally grow up and realize that your high school status doesn’t actually make you a superior human being. I know this, based on the mean girls I went to school with. Life will humble you in ways that no new A & F shirt will be able to remedy. But until such time, please: even mean girls don’t need to talk like they were raised in a truck stop bathroom. Get some civilization, you snotty little pains in the butt.
And yes, “pain in the butt” is an acceptable substitute for any of the terms above.