This is straight dope, and I aint even playin‘:
“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he’d be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool.”
I actually may hang on to his description of conversion – “where some character was once this, but he ended up being that” – for future use. I like it.